The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I crot was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room porn screeching so loudly that memek I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokeh sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. crot In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, bokep and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her bokep partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely bokep to gently sigh and memek porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another bokep study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokeh and crot that women were prone to what they described bokep as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage bokep their partners over bokeh the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The bokep only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud memek always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 porn after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of memek attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If bokeh you’re a sex worker, bokeh bokep I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.

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