The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long bokeh been haunted by the memory of a stay bokep in Paris’s Latin memek Quarter where memek I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly bokeh that I wondered crot if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the bokep delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the bokep receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and crot declared the crot woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know crot memek and porn all men dread – the louder porn the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater crot the chance the orgasm is being faked. porn In other words, bokeh you can’t measure bokeh passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, memek and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is porn not fearing for memek a memek fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely bokeh to gently sigh and bokeh moan memek than shriek like the rabid super-vixen bokep in my Parisian hotel.

In my days bokep editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional memek basis, memek they’d explain, crot so they could make their bokep porn partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the bokeh conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in bokep order to encourage their bokeh partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study bokep confirms the louder bokeh the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm bokeh is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but crot can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound bokep porn familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason bokep to screech like a crot crot demented crot hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman crot from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours bokep complained that bokeh her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek bokeh only if you want to memek attract a certain bokeh kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex porn – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were crot fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if bokeh you’re not, crot then men should bokeh take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

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