The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where memek I was kept memek awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the porn ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokep crot sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know crot and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and crot sex as bokep genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the bokep rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing memek The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly porn confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in bokeh hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, porn and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ bokeh in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the bokeh orgasm is porn being faked (Stock Image

It memek crot was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in bokeh 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be crot doing.’

bokeh Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda bokep Jetha concluded bokeh the most likely reason women bokeh were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the need crot to bokep advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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