I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s crot Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her crot eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or memek sex worker.
Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the porn louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being bokeh faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, memek and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my memek days editing The bokep Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner porn memek feel happy, crot while conserving memek their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the memek University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokep and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to crot encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh memek the greater bokeh the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock crot Image
It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?
The only other reason to screech memek like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, crot memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby bokep males memek that they were fertile and crot memek porn bokep keen to copulate.
If you’re a bokeh sex worker, bokep I can understand memek the need bokeh to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.
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